ASK XERATH, THE MAGUS ASCENDANT
Guess who! I'll give you clues with each guess if you can't 'Ascended One'! *chuckles*
Anonymous

GUESS WHO? YOU COULD LITERALLY BE ANYONE. IN THE WORLD. IN EXISTENCE. I DO NOT KNOW. VLAD? TEEMO? GAREN?

timetogetourhandsdirty replied to your post “I AM SO TERRIBLY BUSY THAT I HAVE NOT SPOKEN FOR SEVERAL DAYS… IT IS…”

[[ AZIR MIGHT ADOPT ME WHATCHOO GON’ DO THEN, LIGHTBLOOB? ]]

//NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM SO TERRIBLY BUSY THAT I HAVE NOT SPOKEN FOR SEVERAL DAYS… IT IS ALMOST AS THOUGH, COMPARATIVELY, NOTHING ANY OF YOU ARE DOING IS IMPORTANT. AT ALL.

byforceofwill:

Xerath by yan531
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phrantiklol:

Xerath by Liptan

//Just so y’all know, it’s 10 days until one of the two big conventions in the year for me so I’m going armour crazy at the moment and it’s inhibiting my online time! But the time I get to the PC, I’m so knackered all I can do is rob a few banks then go to bed :P I’ll be back in full force soon I swear - when I finish some of these costumes I’ll pop up some pics as proof!

I know I always tease your... electrical side, but I actually want to congratulate you. They call what you've done theft, but I'd call it "returning artifacts to their rightful owners". The museum's taken Shuriman relics from where they belong for too long. Just because the owner had his Ascension stolen from him and caused his empire to sink beneath the sands doesn't mean it's okay to take his things and put them in glass boxes for all to see, does it?
Anonymous

…IT WAS NOT STEALING. IT WAS THE RIGHTFUL ACQUISITION OF WHAT I REQUIRED. THE WORTHY ARE ASCENDED; HE WAS NOT WORTHY OR HE WOULD HAVE SEEN MY HANDS AS THEY CAST HIM AWAY FROM THAT ASCENDING LIGHT.

ARTEFACTS ARE NOT THE SAME. THEY ARE STOLEN FROM THEIR HOME AND AS SOMEONE FROM THAT TIME AND PLACE, I HAVE MORE RIGHT TO THEM THAN ANY SAVE PERHAPS RENEKTON, NASUS OR HIM.

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timetogetourhandsdirty:

 

ask-xerath:

…WHAT.

"I gave you the jar of dirt. You can let me keep the artifact."

YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF SO CALLED ‘ARTEFACTS’! WHAT IS ONE CAT STATUE, HM?!

"…do you really want to keep it?"

YES! YES I DO!

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timetogetourhandsdirty:

ask-xerath:

timetogetourhandsdirty:

 

ask-xerath:

…WHAT.

IDIDNOTDOANYTHING. 

"It belongs in a museum. Give it back.”

IT IS WASTED!

"No, it is preserved. Now, hand it over.”

NO! I WILL NOT! AND YOU CANNOT FORCE ME TO!

"I gave you the jar of dirt. You can let me keep the artifact."

YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF SO CALLED ‘ARTEFACTS’! WHAT IS ONE CAT STATUE, HM?!

"....."

timetogetourhandsdirty:

 

ask-xerath:

…WHAT.

IDIDNOTDOANYTHING. 

"It belongs in a museum. Give it back.”

IT IS WASTED!

"No, it is preserved. Now, hand it over.”

NO! I WILL NOT! AND YOU CANNOT FORCE ME TO!