ASK XERATH, THE MAGUS ASCENDANT
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"A being of pure arcane energy... similar energies emit from you as the vitalities, though it is more raw and unrefined... not stating that this is not remarkable in itself... do you have a designation, Shaper-that-is-not-a-shaper?" (farisofruin)
Anonymous

SHAPER? VITALITIES? I COULD NOT FATHOM TO WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING. EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN IT ALL. A DESIGNATION? THEY CALL ME XERATH, MAGUS ASCENDANT. WHAT ARE YOU.

farisofruin

twistedtreantmaokai:

ask-xerath:

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

IF I DO THAT I THINK IT WOULD CATCH FIRE. I THINK THAT IS UNLIKELY TO SYMBOLISE LUCK. I COULD GO AND PUNCH MAOKAI THOUGH. MAYBE THAT WOULD COUNT.

SQUISHIER IS BAD. STOP IT.

"Please refrain from punching Grandmother Maokai— I enjoy being squishy, though. It allows me to eat things."

GRANDMOTHER…? BUT FIERY TREESTUMP IS THE BEST KIND OF TREESTUMP.. HMM. YES. FOOD. I SUPPOSE I DO MISS TOAST. AND COFFEE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT. GO EAT SOME TOAST. LET ME WATCH YOU.

"Excuse you."

EXCUSE ME WHAT.

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

GRANDMOTHER…? BUT FIERY TREESTUMP IS THE BEST KIND OF TREESTUMP.. HMM. YES. FOOD. I SUPPOSE I DO MISS TOAST. AND COFFEE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT. GO EAT SOME TOAST. LET ME WATCH YOU.

"Go find me some toast, then. I am not allowed to use the toaster since the last time I tried to put cheese in it…"

AND EQUALLY I CANNOT TOUCH TOASTERS. BETWEEN US WE ARE USELESS.

but xerath, wetter is better!

NO.

marai-tidalwave:

"Under the sea, under the sea! Darling is better down where it’s wetter, take it from me!~"

NO.

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

IF I DO THAT I THINK IT WOULD CATCH FIRE. I THINK THAT IS UNLIKELY TO SYMBOLISE LUCK. I COULD GO AND PUNCH MAOKAI THOUGH. MAYBE THAT WOULD COUNT.

SQUISHIER IS BAD. STOP IT.

"Please refrain from punching Grandmother Maokai— I enjoy being squishy, though. It allows me to eat things."

GRANDMOTHER…? BUT FIERY TREESTUMP IS THE BEST KIND OF TREESTUMP.. HMM. YES. FOOD. I SUPPOSE I DO MISS TOAST. AND COFFEE. BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT. GO EAT SOME TOAST. LET ME WATCH YOU.

Dearest Magus, I hope you are doing well. How are the Summoners treating you? - Shy Admirer
Anonymous

AHH, ‘TIS YOU AGAIN. HMM. I AM FINE. I SEE LESS USE AGAIN UPON THE FIELDS AND THUS I FIND MY TIME WELL SPENT ON MY RESEARCH AND SUCH.

PRAY TELL, SHY ONE, HOW DO YOU FAIR? ARE YOU ANY CLOSER TO REVEALING YOURSELF TO ME?

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

I AM FEELING QUITE JOVIAL TODAY. WHAT HORRIBLE THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MAKE ME HATE EVERYTHING AGAIN.

"You had best knock on wood, Xerath."

WHY AND HOW WOULD I DO ANYTHING TO WOOD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE. YOU LOOK SQUISHIER.

"It is apparently good luck to knock on wood. And I am far squishier."

IF I DO THAT I THINK IT WOULD CATCH FIRE. I THINK THAT IS UNLIKELY TO SYMBOLISE LUCK. I COULD GO AND PUNCH MAOKAI THOUGH. MAYBE THAT WOULD COUNT.

SQUISHIER IS BAD. STOP IT.

a-mechanical-girl:

ask-xerath:

I AM FEELING QUITE JOVIAL TODAY. WHAT HORRIBLE THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MAKE ME HATE EVERYTHING AGAIN.

"You had best knock on wood, Xerath."

WHY AND HOW WOULD I DO ANYTHING TO WOOD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE. YOU LOOK SQUISHIER.